What is this stuff you speak of?

Overheard: "I love my husband, but he can't be in charge of ... like ... stuff."

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Overheard

Woman 1: So it's just after the orgasm that everything goes to shit?
Woman 2: That pretty much sums up my first marriage.

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Is that a carrot in your pocket?

There really isn't much I can add to this one:



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