Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Collective IQ of 80

Hmmm. Let me see. This was in my inbox at work. Do you think I should click on the attachment? Hmmm. I just don't know what to do.

"Dear user,

We have received reports that your email account has been used to send a huge amount of spam messages during this week.
Probably, your computer had been infected and now contains a hidden proxy server.

We recommend you to follow our instruction in order to keep your computer safe.

Sincerely yours,
The team.


Who writes these things? And who is dense enough to actually open something written this poorly?

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Post-travel woes

"I've got to go to the grocery store. I'm out of Alaska Airlines pretzels."

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Facebook wisdom

Borrowing from a friend here, because I have to acknowledge a kindred spirit who comes up with an explanation that pegs me so succinctly.

"(Your name here) will overthink things, ruin them and overthink that too."

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