The journalism haiku from SPJ national has inspired me. So, in honor of my favorite crusades:
Random capitals
The bane of my existence
Self-important types
General public
Why, when one word would suffice?
Die redundancies
Passive voice must cease
No cake will be had by all
Subject, verb, object
The ADN had a special salmon section last week, complete with salmon-theme haikus. Or rather three-line poems, because no one thought to count the damn syllables!!! I should write a letter to the editor....
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