Sunday, December 14, 2008

The herd has been culled

Overheard in regards to dating in your 30s:

"It's like going through the reduced-for-quick-sale meat bin and all that's left is cow tongue. It tastes OK if you can get past those funny little bumps on the surface."

Followed by: "I must be cow tongue too. I'm what's left. Dammit!"

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