A local hotel and restaurant are hosting a "Single Mingle" this weekend. Appetizers, drinks and, well, mingling. The flier boasts, "things are about to get more exciting in the dark ..."
I won't touch on the capitalization. Nor will I say anything about the clumsily executed sexual innuendo, which meshes quite nicely with the wavy Word art.
They dispense with the subtlety in the next section: "Rooms available for $59 plus tax."
C'mon out! Have a food. Drink a little wine. Meet new people. Score.
The waiter said that every call about the event has been from men. I'm shocked (and almost tempted to go and watch.)
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